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Auria 26” 720p LCD HDTV - $229.99Auria 26” 720p LCD HDTV

Take A Dive

I’ve given up on finding a good dive bar in this town. All the drinking establishments are large, well lit, and feature young women in short skirts and low-cut shirts. That’s just sad.

I don’t think I’m asking for much. I don’t need bright lights and hundreds of brews and spirits lining illuminated shelves. I don’t need whatever’s popular on the radio blaring in my ear so loudly that I can’t hear myself think about everything that’s gone wrong with my life. I want a older fella named Murray who’s just about seen it all to serve me my beverage, not some co-ed floozy who thinks bending and twisting her body in creative ways is going to get her a bigger tip. Young lady, I am here to drink. Your chest, while lovely, does not concern me.

And, seriously, when did they put huge televisions in every single bar? Was there a law passed or something? If I wanted to watch “the game,” I’d watch it on the Auria 26” 720p LCD HDTV at home. The 16:9 aspect ratio with 5ms response time and built-in HDTV tuner is more than capable of entertaining me from the comfort of my own couch. When I go to a bar, I go hoping to hear a story about heartbreak or loss, to reflect upon my own day, and to look like less of an alcoholic to my family and friends, not to see the series finale of some show I couldn't care less about.

Just give me a few neon beer signs, a wobbly bar stool, a sticky floor, and bathroom that looks like its been visited by Satan after a bout with bad chili. Is that too much to ask?

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 2 Year EQD

Features:

Powerful scaling and zooming engine (down/up scale support)
3D comb filter
3D de-interlace image enhancement
Color temperature adjustment
Resolution support: 1080p for HDMI, 1080i (HD), 720p, 480p, 480i, PC timing (both HD and SD content)
On-screen OSD function
IR remote control
Languages: English/French/Spanish
MTS
Sleep timer
Vega mount: 200mm x 100mm
V-chip parental control
Close caption
Viewing aspect ratio: standard / full/ overscan / 1:1 Mode
Zoom / panorama / no scale / normal
Favorite channel
Channel return

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Input/Output Port:

Digital input (HDMI): 2
Component input: 1
S-video input: 1
Composite CVBS input: 1
TV system support: NTSC / ATSC / Clear QAM
TV tuner input (ATV/DTV): 1
VGA input: 1
PC audio input: 1
Audio output: coaxial SPDIF
Audio input: RCA L/R 2

Panel Specifications:

Size: 26” (diagonal)
Resolution: WXGA (1366 x 768)
Aspect Ratio: 16:9
Brightness: 450 nits
Contrast: 800:1 (typical)
Response Time: 5ms (GTG)
Viewing angle: 150 degrees horizontal, 150 degrees vertical (CR>10)

Audio Specifications:

Speaker: 5W x 2
MTS Stereo

Other Specifications:

Dimensions: 25.9” (W) x 19.2” (H) x 7.4” (D)
Net Weight: 15.8 lbs.
Power Consumption: 100V – 120V ~ 2.5A, 50-60Hz
AC Power supply: 100V ~ 120V

In the box:

EQD EQ2688 Auria 26” 720p LCD HDTV
Power Cable
Remote Control
(2) AAA Batteries

Inset photo credit: opie

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Imported Greek Olive Mix - $19.99Imported Greek Olive Mix

They’re STILL Mad At Persia

Greek culture. A fine balance of hunger and revenge.

From Daredevil’s Elektra to the classical story of The Odyssey to the present day political issues, it all comes down to hunger and revenge. Maybe that’s why the Greeks get credit for influencing art, and music, and philosophy, and drama, and so many many things that made our species better. Macedonia might have invented the One World Government, but it was Greece which laid the foundation which even now helps every lazy screenwriter with a deadline. And that’s why we, the copywriters of Wine.Woot who are trying to make it to a lunchtime pool party, salute the vengeful olive.

Kalamata, Nafplion, Amfissa, and other delicious Greek olives are gathered together, much as the city-states of old have been gathered into the glorious Mediterranean nation, boasting the sunny Messinian valley from which these olives come. Whether you choose pitted or unpitted, these olives will be in a balanced mix of fruity, peppery, flavorful extra virgin olive oil, straight from the Mani region. These hand-picked olives will be a fantastic reminder of Athena’s gift to the world (by which we mean the olive, not the concept of being a Daddy’s Girl) and a delicious addition to your summer snacks.

We really recommend you pick up as many of these Mani Foods Imported Greek Olives as possible. Not just because they’re delicious and part of a healthy Mediterranean diet. But because if you don’t, the Greeks might get mad. You ever read history? Seriously, the Greeks are a people you want to keep on your good side.

Imported Greek Olive Mix:

Mix of Kalamata, Nafplion, Amfissa and other delectable greek olives
Prepared with aromatic herbs and strips of roasted peppers and lemon zest
Hand-picked from the rugged hillsides of the Mani region
Harvested in the sunny Messinian valley
Attachable strainer

Ingrediants:

Greek olives(Kalamata, Nafplion, Amfissa olives) peppers, Oregano, Savory, Brine, Lemon, Extra Virgin Olive Oil

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In the box:

You choose Pitted Olives or Non-Pitted Olives
(Cheese, Celery, and serving trays in main photo are not included)

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Flower Carrier - $10.00Flower Carrier

It’s Almost Like Homework

2nd place in Derby #157: Reinterpreting Famous Art Titles, with 943 votes!

HEY-YOU-ARE-NEW-AROUND-HERE-RIGHT

YES-I-THOUGHT-SO-HOW-ARE-YOU-MY-NAME-IS-DIEGO-I-AM-A-MURALBOT

WELL-YES-I-AM-CUTTING-EDGE-THOUGH-I-DO-NOT-LIKE-TO-BRAG

HEY-WHY-DON’T-YOU-AND-I-HEAD-OUT-TO-THE-TERRACE-AND

WELL-YES-I-DO-HAVE-A-DIFFERENT-FLOWER-ALREADY

WHAT-DOES-THAT-HAVE-TO-DO-WITH-US

NO-NO-IT-IS-TOTALLY-COOL-I-DO-THIS-ALL-THE-TIME-SHE-DOES-NOT-CARE

YES-IT-IS-PART-OF-BEING-A-ROBOT-GENIUS-YOU-HAVE-TO-FOLLOW-YOUR-DESIRES

LISTEN-IF-YOU-ARE-NOT-INTERESTED-I-CAN-JUST-FIND-ANOTHER-FLOWER

SURE-IT-IS-NO-BIG-DEAL-I-JUST-FIGURED-YOU-WERE-THE-PRETTIEST-ONE

ALSO-I-BET-IT-WOULD-HELP-YOUR-CAREER-IF-YOU-TOLD-PEOPLE-YOU-KNEW-ME

SEE-THAT-IS-A-NICE-SMILE-I-KNEW-YOU-LIKED-ME-LIKE-I-LIKED-YOU

OKAY-WE-CAN-GO-BACK-TO-MY-HOTEL-OH-WAIT-SORRY-SHE’S-THERE-JUST-NOW

WHY-DON’T-WE-GO-TO-THAT-POST-APOCALYPTIC-FIELD-I-SAW-NEAR-THE-MUSEUM

YES-THAT-WILL-BE-FINE-JUST-REMEMBER-WE-HAVE-TO-BE-DISCRETE

ALSO-I-CAN’T-GIVE-YOU-A-RIDE-HOME-LATER-I-HAVE-A-THING

SUCH-IS-MY-BURDEN

SORRY

Wear this shirt: to cover your tattoo of Vladimir Lenin. If the Rockefellers are happy, everybody’s happy.

Don’t wear this shirt: while playing cards. It might imply you’re looking for a new deal.

This shirt tells the world: “I have no idea what the idiot who wrote the writeup is babbling about but that’s cool shading on the robot.”

We call this color: Painted Asphalt Wall

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 13” x 13.01”
WXL - K4: 9” x 9.01”

Pantone Colors: White - Pantone Process YellowC - 319C - 7530C - Warm Gray 11C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

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